A week of perfect TV and junk food

If I suddenly led a life where nutrition, household chores, and getting the kids bathed and in bed didn’t matter, here’s what I’d eat and watch on DVR:

Monday
Bag of peanut M&Ms and a glass of Orin Swift ‘E’ red wine
On TV: Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown

Tuesday
Lays potato chips (the folded over ones), french onion sour cream chip dip from a dive carryout like Lawson’s, and a tall glass of Coke with crushed ice
On TV: True Blood

Wednesday
A baked sub with mayo, lettuce, tomato, hot peppers, Italian sliced meats and cheeses and a glass of The Prisoner
On TV: Justified

Thursday
A cheese cannelloni Lean Cuisine and some watermelon chunks
On TV: Louie

Friday
A milkshake of Jeni’s coffee ice cream, Bailey’s and cognac
On TV: American Horror Story

Saturday
A dish of hot, creamy spinach-artichoke dip with a sleeve of crackers
On TV: Downton Abbey

Sunday
Microwaved extra-butter popcorn and a Stella Artois in a frosty glass
On TV: True Detective

 

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